Post by drakeconnors on Feb 9, 2020 23:09:40 GMT -6
(OOC: Short and sweet since my opponents haven't given me anything to work with.)
Hours before Mayhem
The scene fades in on Kyukyoku no Kyojin in casual streets looking at the card for the night. Standing beside him in street clothes with a stylized black wolf mask on is Okami no Ame, whose eyes this week are Underworld vampire blue. Okami looks fairly disinterested as Kyu complains.
Kyu: I mean come on! Some lame Hollywood Smurfnurple and some chick who said... Something... The last time she was on camera. I dunno what she said, she was speaking Oompa Loompan or something.
Okami sighs.
Okami: It was Spanish, bro. Didn't catch all of it because I'm not fluent or anything... Something about fireworks and luchadores. Dunno who it was aimed at... Don't care, either.
Madman nods.
Kyu: Ah, I see. Still, these two? The only good thing about that hairy yak Chase is that lady with the legs attached directly to her neck.
Okami snorts, shaking his head.
Okami: Not really. She kinda screwed the match I had with the hairball with her distractions.
Kyu: Meh, distractions can be a good thing. Kicked off the Crypt Keeper's head thanks to that massive flapjack Titania.
Okami snorts.
Okami: That broad... I wouldn't be getting too friendly with that one, bro. Those redneck chicks looked bout ready to commit some murder.
Kyu: Speaking of, why did you go and help those two?
Okami shrugs indifferently.
Okami: Just following orders. Analicia woulda handled tons of fun herself, but she'd already dealt with the bullshit of whoever attacked me and the movie star. Before you even ask, I don't know who the hell it was. Just that they were big as hell and they beat the living crap out of us in total darkness.
Kyu: Impressive. Beating up the Hollywood washout is no big deal, but beating you down isn't something that happens much. Wonder who this monster person is..
Okami folds his arms: Dude, don't say that too loudly. It might come after you next.
Kyu laughs uproariously.
Kyu: LET IT!!! Let that chicken weasel come for me! The Ultimate Madman will not back down from anything!
Okami: Maybe, but you didn't feel how strong this thing was... Anyway, forget about who the big gump is. We focus on Chase Stone "SUPASTAH!" and that lucha chick.
Kyu laughs uproariously again, throwing an arm over Okami's shoulder, which obviously caused the thinner man to flinch a bit in pain due to his still damaged ribs.
Kyu: No worries, little brother! We'll show that lame B-Movie burnout and the Oompa Loompan a thing or three about Japanese Strong Style!
The scene fades out on the Madman's laughter as he leads Okami away from the camera.